YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!

I bought a watermelon yesterday. And then I cut it open and...

I ONLY SAVED THE HEART!!!

I didn't even try to eat all the red part of it. And I most definately didn't let anything with even the slightest hint of green get close to my mouth!! And then...

I THREW THE REST AWAY!!!!

There are no Watermelon rind preserves, or pickles. And I didn't even consider buying a package of strawberry flavored jello to make fake "strawberry" jelly out of the ground up leftovers.

Next, I'm going to throw out the bacon grease, AND I've also decided not to keep the Salad dressing bottle with 1/2 tsp of dressing left in it.

YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!

(sigh!!) I love being a GROWN-UP!!